Love: Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see... - FML

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 15:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By whatsername92 - 01/02/2013 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me the most beautiful diamond ring I have ever seen. As I excitedly put it on my finger, he told me it wasn't an engagement ring, but I should wear it like one to keep other men away and seem "unapproachable". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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DrewsFML 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:12

Yeah he needs to get it back to his wife before she notices it missing.

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:18

Are you serious? Next time he's horny, show him the promise land, and when he asks for a taste, gladly close it back up with a smile on your face...

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thatnucca 36

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:18

Are you serious? Next time he's horny, show him the promise land, and when he asks for a taste, gladly close it back up with a smile on your face...

kevint9911 15

Wednesday 20 July 2011 14:40

u sir, is a genius

Daralea 21

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:57

How is that anything like getting into a marriage?

sports_guy23 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:24

men and women are alot different.. that said different things please them more.

Mekeritrig 15

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:19

I don't get it. Are you engaged or not?

androiddestroya 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 18:26

she's not.

jellybeans4833 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:25

**** teaser! lol, but he deserves it.

Inspired22 11

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:28

I sure hope he has plans for an amazing proposal!

Mr_Saikaly 35

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:28

Well I'm sure he deserves to be your ex boyfriend

Danny0D 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:29

he should of proposed

Tektite 14

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:31

Well... that kinda ruins the surprise now that you know what the ring looks like. Your "fiancé" is a dumbass OP.. no offense.

anothersuicide 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:38

unless he switches out the ring..

AtPasalacqua 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:32

I would think proposing for real would be a better anniversary gift.

anonymous100000 17

Wednesday 18 February 2015 17:13

only after one year of being together???? I think OP deserves it for being stupid and thinking that it's smart to become engaged to a person who she's been with for only one year. this is why divorce rate is through the roof. dumbass young adults/teens nowadays think that one year is a fkn century

superfluousfrog 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:35

So wait. OP, has your boyfriend proposed and insisted he keep the ring for safekeeping, or has he yet to propose but for some reason let you wear the ring? Either way, what the hell?

niccipicki 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 9:40

I don't understand all the comments implying you should dump him...all he did was show you the ring...he's probably just really bad at keeping secrets or waiting to surprise

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