By rebecca - 10/03/2009 21:31 - Austria

Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML
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Jaywin 3

Ok seriously I MUST see a picture of you after reading that.

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cbxlbn 0

Ten Years Younger... Show on TLC. Maybe this would help? And maybe he didn't think you were that old, just legit.

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popsoda 0

carding is when a bouncer checks your ID

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bobo22_fml 0

Any guy should know he wanted to flirt with your friends...just didn't seem to tbe into you

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kate_shepherd 0

you poor baby!

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gman90210 18

You poor baby it's not that bad there and a lot of people are still moving in its a growing city and I don't just mean with illegals

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whodathunk 0

Ahahaha... my mother still gets carded, even though she's like... 47ish.

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aupilot 0

Happy birthday to you.

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Vagabones 0

The whole carding thing is patronizing and ridiculous. Just lower the limit to 18 so we won't forever be some backwards, morally pious nation.

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Leviathan_fml 0

the only way he'd mistake you for a middle aged woman is if you've already done some SERIOUS drinkin'...

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