By rebecca - 10/03/2009 21:31 - Austria

Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 90 381
You deserved it 7 170

Same thing different taste

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Ok seriously I MUST see a picture of you after reading that.

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I actually completely agree with #19.

sunshyne84_fml 0

that totally sucks. but maybe that should give you a hint and fix yourslef up

greatnt249 0

#31, lowering the drinking age won't stop you from getting carded. You get carded for buying cigs, anyway; alcohol would be no different. I'd also like you to explain how showing ID is "patronizing"...too young to get your own alcohol?

its okay im 19 and get carded for PG13 movies

xtremelifter 0

#32 you stole my point before i could be original :P wholeheartly agree with it. There has to be a reason behind it.

Look, number 19. SHE WAS AT A BAR. Not the Ritz. us bartenders have a fast-pace and hard job. We don't have time to deal with morons. We bartenders in America get paid less than minimum wage. We get paid $3.77/hr to be exact. AND we pay taxes on that. So basically we get paid around $3.00 an hour to deal with ******* stupid people. I am especially sick and tired of carding 2 or 3 people who look around 19, and then have their stupid friend who looks 45 ask, "ooh! Are you going to card ME?!" It's embarassing to everyone, and theres not really any appropriate answer. Good for him for speaking the truth. Our jobs are already stressful and pretty much suck. The fact that you would actually consider going through all that trouble to ruin someones job, is sickening. You should be ashamed of yourself. It's people like you who don't tip and are rude. As a result you get shitty pours in your drink, and in some extreme cases, maybe someone's balls rubbed on your steak. oh and the same to you #33.

vitaminsandminer 0

the only way you could look that old at 21 is if you tan way too much.. so lay of the sun seriously

fcuk_fml 0

oh my god.. these ppl need to lighten up! it was a BAR...! where ppl DO judge you by your looks. yeah he went off on her, but he probably had his reasons! and plus, if he doesn't card you, don't bring it up, that's the whole point...

******* awesome strategy... i think i shall relay this message to all my underage friends.