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Same thing different taste
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Drink up
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I actually completely agree with #19.
that totally sucks. but maybe that should give you a hint and fix yourslef up
its okay im 19 and get carded for PG13 movies
Look, number 19. SHE WAS AT A BAR. Not the Ritz. us bartenders have a fast-pace and hard job. We don't have time to deal with morons. We bartenders in America get paid less than minimum wage. We get paid $3.77/hr to be exact. AND we pay taxes on that. So basically we get paid around $3.00 an hour to deal with ******* stupid people. I am especially sick and tired of carding 2 or 3 people who look around 19, and then have their stupid friend who looks 45 ask, "ooh! Are you going to card ME?!" It's embarassing to everyone, and theres not really any appropriate answer. Good for him for speaking the truth. Our jobs are already stressful and pretty much suck. The fact that you would actually consider going through all that trouble to ruin someones job, is sickening. You should be ashamed of yourself. It's people like you who don't tip and are rude. As a result you get shitty pours in your drink, and in some extreme cases, maybe someone's balls rubbed on your steak. oh and the same to you #33.
******* awesome strategy... i think i shall relay this message to all my underage friends.
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Ok seriously I MUST see a picture of you after reading that.
Lmfao! What a jerk! Awww.