Miscellaneous: Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed...

By me - 20/11/2013 15:28 - United States - Bronx

Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML

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By nofriends - 01/06/2011 04:28 - Japan

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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By wahwah - 23/10/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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Dogshit code

By Gunaditya Tripathi - 14/08/2021 13:31 - India

Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 06:39 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

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By nofriends - 19/10/2013 21:57 - United States

Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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JasonUMN 15

Wednesday 20 November 2013 18:51

On the bright side, now it's truly an autobiography!

perdix 29

Wednesday 20 November 2013 18:57

Dipping your dog's paw in ink and making him step on a sheet of paper doesn't count. You need to forge a fourth letter!

Comments

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Wednesday 20 November 2013 19:41

I'm sure everyone else did the same thing.

UsernameTaken14 18

Wednesday 20 November 2013 20:04

Awww. I'm kind of the same way, but I do have a family. Just no friends :/ I'll be your friend!

olpally 32

Wednesday 20 November 2013 21:04

That's a stupid project. Meh. Don't sweat it.

teddyoswald 1

Wednesday 20 November 2013 21:04

It's okay, I'm pretty sure Batman would have the same problem. "Thanks Alfred, now I just need three more."

Bluepies 24

Wednesday 20 November 2013 21:29

So your teacher assigned homework to your friends and family too? This assignment is ridiculous. Students should be graded on their own merit and abilities, not their friends' and family's.