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By Rachael - 01/07/2011 03:08 - United States

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 02:02

Today, my wife told me not to rush her during packing for our upcoming move. She's lived in the house for 30 years and apparently needs to reminisce over every single item. FML

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By davy0540 - 30/11/2014 06:09 - United States

Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy a new sofa. When we got home, it took us an hour to figure out there was no way to fit it through our door. We made the two hour drive back to return it, only to find the store was closed. FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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Friday 1 July 2011 8:37

As a realtor, I lock every door in the houses I show my clients and don't open them until they agree to purchase the house. It is a very good technique.

flockz 19

Friday 1 July 2011 8:37

kill thrm and wrap their bodies in the drapes. that's a nice little decorating touch that they should enjoy.

Comments

staypon 0

Friday 1 July 2011 12:24

I am sorry OP, but LOLOLOL.

angiedancesalott 8

Friday 1 July 2011 12:34

you shoulda bitch slapped that hoe!

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Friday 1 July 2011 13:27

lol i do this all the time but instead i drive around and go into model homes

dynky 3

Friday 1 July 2011 14:05

So? It's your job to show people around houses and that's what you were doing. People aren't under any obligation to buy.

justanotherbird 19

Friday 1 July 2011 14:33

Yes, but they are also paid based on what people actually BUY. Are you telling me you wouldn't be a bit upset if a couple wasted your valuable time "getting decorating ideas" when you could be helping a couple that actually wants to purchase a house?

khaya 9

Friday 1 July 2011 14:46

When did prostitution become so complicated.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 1 July 2011 14:46

AHHHHHHHHHH! Purple drapes!

danx900 7

Friday 1 July 2011 15:10

would of made them get out of the car.

PGDesigns 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:37

Tell them you'd like to show them one more that she will love, and pretend to not be offended by her wasting your time. As you drive waaaaay across town, go to walk into the house with them, but suggest you need to grab something from the car. Now speed away, making sure they can hear the squeal of your tires.

Eiregal 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 2:07

haha good

FarSide 22

Friday 1 July 2011 17:28

I fail to see a downside OP. I mean, you know where THEY live, don't you? Just post a "Convicted Sex Offender" sign in their front yard. For good measure, put an "Estate Sale - Everything Goes" ad in Craigslist, along with their address. Then park down the street from their house on the day of the sale. Take a camera.