By Rachael - 01/07/2011 03:08 - United States

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 068
You deserved it 2 920

Same thing different taste

Top comments

iAmScrubs 19

As a realtor, I lock every door in the houses I show my clients and don't open them until they agree to purchase the house. It is a very good technique.

flockz 19

kill thrm and wrap their bodies in the drapes. that's a nice little decorating touch that they should enjoy.

Comments

angiedancesalott 8

you shoulda bitch slapped that hoe!

lol i do this all the time but instead i drive around and go into model homes

dynky 3

So? It's your job to show people around houses and that's what you were doing. People aren't under any obligation to buy.

justanotherbird 19

Yes, but they are also paid based on what people actually BUY. Are you telling me you wouldn't be a bit upset if a couple wasted your valuable time "getting decorating ideas" when you could be helping a couple that actually wants to purchase a house?

When did prostitution become so complicated.

would of made them get out of the car.

PGDesigns 0

Tell them you'd like to show them one more that she will love, and pretend to not be offended by her wasting your time. As you drive waaaaay across town, go to walk into the house with them, but suggest you need to grab something from the car. Now speed away, making sure they can hear the squeal of your tires.

I fail to see a downside OP. I mean, you know where THEY live, don't you? Just post a "Convicted Sex Offender" sign in their front yard. For good measure, put an "Estate Sale - Everything Goes" ad in Craigslist, along with their address. Then park down the street from their house on the day of the sale. Take a camera.

What a genius way to piss someone off, huh? Haha what jerks.