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By Rachael - 01/07/2011 03:08 - United States

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

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By Homeless - 14/07/2009 02:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I toured our dream home. I was so excited about it that I posted all kinds of pictures of it on Facebook. My boss's daughter just called and said she loved my pictures so much she made an offer on the house. We were 1 week away from making an offer. FML

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By housedoctor - 22/02/2014 11:01 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML

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By beka - 07/01/2019 12:00

Today, after our housing offer was accepted, I told my parents. The only response was, “That’s a much nicer house than I had when I got married, I hope you can afford furniture.” Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, after weeks of slaving away, I finally wrapped up the last house project on the backlog. I decided to take a day to relax around the house in celebration. My wife spent all day following me around, moaning that I never go anywhere, and that she never gets any space. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 02:02

Today, my wife told me not to rush her during packing for our upcoming move. She's lived in the house for 30 years and apparently needs to reminisce over every single item. FML

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By davy0540 - 30/11/2014 06:09 - United States

Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy a new sofa. When we got home, it took us an hour to figure out there was no way to fit it through our door. We made the two hour drive back to return it, only to find the store was closed. FML

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By emptypockets - 28/06/2020 17:00

Today, after spending thousands of dollars on remodelling and painting our house, making it exactly how we wanted it, my husband's grandma passed away, leaving us her house. I’m debating on ripping everything out and taking it to the new house my hubby is so eager to move into now. FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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Friday 1 July 2011 8:37

As a realtor, I lock every door in the houses I show my clients and don't open them until they agree to purchase the house. It is a very good technique.

flockz 19

Friday 1 July 2011 8:37

kill thrm and wrap their bodies in the drapes. that's a nice little decorating touch that they should enjoy.

Comments

deepshah1991 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:00

hohoho.... such an ass..!!

sam0539 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:59

wow so she wasted your time wow some people are really stupid.

Omgplz 3

Friday 30 September 2011 6:31

I would have driven to a remote area in town and made them get out. But first I'd lock the doors ad make them pay for the gas they wasted.

smilingcupcakes 7

Monday 19 December 2011 4:39

omg that musteve been my mum. she did that once, and i swear the lady looked so pissed. they were out for 8 hrs

bubblesam01 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 0:12

Tonnes**

Sir_Swaggington 6

Sunday 31 March 2013 13:15

What a complete, no style having, bitch.

gAt_d 26

Friday 8 November 2013 23:05

What a waste of your time. People are dicks...

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 16 September 2014 14:59

What a waste of time. I'd be pissed.

shannon2348 14

Friday 3 January 2020 17:24

If it's your job to drive people around then why do you care if they're buying or not. From the sounds of it you're not a realtor so I'm guessing no commission. ydi

shannon2348 14

Wednesday 22 January 2020 20:26

You clearly state it's your job to drive people around. From the sounds of it you are not a realtor. So why do you care whether people buy or not? ydi. You're lucky enough to have a job. Stop complaining.