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By sabz21 - 27/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Naugatuck

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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By zyordz - 27/06/2009 04:12 - Peru

Today, I was working at a soup kitchen with people from my church. Seeing a rather disheveled couple, I told them the line started "over there". Only then did I realize that they were from my church, and were there to help serve soup. FML

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By churchman - 28/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML

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By BlueMacaw - 25/07/2016 14:38 - United States - Edmond

Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML

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By Alyssa - 28/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Macon

Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML

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By Michigan - 05/02/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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Period drama

By Kate - 24/08/2023 08:00

Today, I was an altar server at my Catholic church. I wore a long white robe and at the end of Mass, I grabbed my candle and bowed to the altar. I turned around and started walking down the aisle. The woman behind me came up quickly to tell me I had bled through my robe. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML

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Praise

By Jesusman - 08/12/2018 14:00

Today, as I helped my boss set up catering at our café, she was stressing about having enough time for everything when the DJ chimed in with, "Why don't you ask him to help?" It got awkwardly quiet as they looked at me and he realized I was a girl. Then he tried saying, "By him, I mean Jesus." FML

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Social situations make me nervous

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 12:00

Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML

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BrotherTheo 31

Monday 27 January 2014 16:25

The force will be with you, always.....

olpally 32

Monday 27 January 2014 16:25

That's freaking awesome! Strong with the force you are! Hahaha :)

Comments

AlexRen 21

Monday 27 January 2014 17:10

Not fault is yours.

rackmill 11

Monday 27 January 2014 17:15

The force is strong in this one.

Nicole819 11

Monday 27 January 2014 17:16

I'm not sure whether to call this a fail or a win? lol

HammyBear13 8

Monday 27 January 2014 17:31

Win. No qeustions asked. Win this one is.

nchic01 17

Monday 27 January 2014 17:26

and with you!

MrCareless 17

Monday 27 January 2014 17:29

Best. Communion. Everrrr!

ahh_rats 15

Monday 27 January 2014 17:49

Oh lord that's rich

Cortier1992 6

Monday 27 January 2014 17:49

That sucks. But it's pretty awesome at the same time. lol

SinfulEnd 20

Monday 27 January 2014 17:54

May the force be with you... May the force be with you... May the force be with you... May the.. Shit... Next!

jude_iscariot 7

Monday 27 January 2014 17:56

This is not an FML, this is awesome.

kiki1705 20

Monday 27 January 2014 18:06

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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