Miscellaneous: Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things...

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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sandracore 15

Tuesday 11 January 2011 16:01

i hate roommates

primadonna9396 16

Wednesday 12 January 2011 22:17

I know right? Sensibly budgeting for a baby is so ridiculous. It's much better to rent a place you can't afford and just raise your kid on welfare and food stamps. It might be in the scummiest most ghetto part of the neighborhood, but at least you have your own place...right?

Comments

guppy40000 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 23:29

wait till you have your baby, if they behave badly like that now its not gonna stop cause your a mom. Move out or kick them out.

Mokiikom_fml 8

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:06

One of the many reasons why I refuse to have roommates. D:

lorienleaflady 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:26

You can choose to live with real friends instead of random people with shit for brains.

colederian 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:29

u should tell them that you'll pay them to clean the kitchen, not pay them then trash it

MagicMushrooms 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 0:48

I don't think "ate" is really suitable on the OP's part; drank?

mrpyramids 8

Wednesday 12 January 2011 1:18

you should kick his a** and make him clean your kitchen for ever that wat a**hole deserve

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 2:35

wow that sucks, how come you are living with roommates if you're pregnant? Are you unable to live with your partner (presuming you have one due to the whole pregnancy thing) or family? I'd be trying to get out of there if possible.

MissEvilTwin 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 3:54

Ydi for having roommates and not a baby daddy/husband

IneffableLullaby 13

Wednesday 12 January 2011 6:17

If your roommates act like that, it's probably in the best interest of your child for you to either kick the roommates out or move out yourself. Sorry, but that does not sound like the ideal environment to raise a child.