By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 360
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Same thing different taste

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Always knew you'd be riding a dick sometime.

wet11 2

whoo whoo! I moderated this! FYL anyways

HearMeOut 0

At least you were able to scrub it off.

Maybe you should start keeping your car in the garage.

TryToBeKind 0

way to assume they have a garage. My old apartment complex sure didn't and the only reason the house I'm renting does is because I got lucky. One side is mine, the other is for the people who live in the upstairs of the house. Thank goodness they are not dicks who take up both sides of the garage. Anyway, ug. My first thought was that it was someone OP knew and that he/she is/was punishing OP for something. Many years ago, a friend got dumped by a boyfriend of enarly a year with no explanation other than "I don't want a girlfriend, I know myself well enough to know that, I've been really thinking this through for a long time, this really breaks my heart to do this to you because I'e been trying and trying to work it out blah, blah, blah" Basically, HE wanted to be the one to end the relationship and he didn't want to explain himself because he didn't want to hear it that he was wrong. And he expected HER to stay out of HIS life (as in, not come into where he worked, not hang out with his roommates who were her friends too) and on and. We made sure that wouldn't fly (sure enough, he IMMEDIATELY began flirting with, making out with pretty much everything (Mr "I don't want a girlfriend") so we made sure his precious white European car had some pretty serious graffiti on it. He got it cleared off and we kept putting it back on to make a point. we also made sure to track down as many as possible of those girls and elt them know what he was like. Karma is sooooooooooooo sweet

x0_fml 0

Yehh seriously, ramble much? It was PROBABLY some 14 year old boys who where bored out their little heads and decided to do something remotely intresting to pass their time with, aka, driving op insane =)

Wow, they must have gotten to your car after they got mine...I went out last week and I had a huge penis drawn on my windshield in that car chalk stuff....they must have drawn it after they kicked a dent in my passenger side door.

Ah well, thats Manchester life for you ;)

Mx_Rider 6

big deal. oh no how will i ever move on with my life, theres a penis on the side of my soccer mom van noooo same shit diff day wash it off relax, maybe really ride a dick...or 2 :D