Miscellaneous: Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window...

By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By cachow - 06/09/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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By void bowels() { cry(); } - 26/11/2014 20:45 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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iluvevil01 11

Friday 1 July 2011 2:03

you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?

Beebow_fml 5

Friday 1 July 2011 2:03

Run over there and kick it over.

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cptmorgan6 8

Friday 1 July 2011 2:05

I have ten of those for that single reason. Something about creeping my neighbors out gives me tingles in my private area.

Shelbsies 0

Friday 1 July 2011 3:02

When I read this I thought of Mr. Harvey from Lovely Bones...

FrothyLatte 1

Friday 1 July 2011 3:42

?????lll? what in the hell is wrong with you?!

JennaMarie420 2

Friday 1 July 2011 5:02

that's messed up dude

aardvarkish 15

Friday 1 July 2011 5:29

Suck it up, 104... Hmmm, "FrothyLatte"? Yeah, I got your Frothy Latte...

BooGhosted 0

Friday 1 July 2011 6:29

Haha I hope I never go to your place. Or even walk past it!

thepicoeater 1

Friday 1 July 2011 8:04

I'm loling

Kwejee 1

Friday 1 July 2011 2:06

Need glasses, OP?

IndiRae 9

Friday 1 July 2011 2:08

"Going to bed" I'm assuming it was nighttime and it was just a silhouette. -_- no need to get all insulty'

Mini_Pedobear 0

Friday 1 July 2011 4:04

J1hill33 12

Friday 1 July 2011 4:48

I was thinking the same thing kwejee

moioi_fml 0

Friday 1 July 2011 6:03

I needed glasses once. Then I went to the eye doctor and got glasses. Like a boss.

IndiRae 9

Friday 1 July 2011 6:10

Then he don't need no glasses no more^^^ Boom.

shannon1029 4

Friday 1 July 2011 7:08

what does OP mean?

stuner56 22

Friday 1 July 2011 2:07

nice

BaconDave 12

Friday 1 July 2011 5:28

Naughty

salvorican 24

Friday 1 July 2011 5:53

Mmmmmm... Chicken

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 1 July 2011 6:36

McDonald's.... we are saying the opposite of the previous comment, right?

BaconDave 12

Friday 1 July 2011 6:51

Wrong...

biasedshooter 24

Friday 1 July 2011 2:10

that's just what I wanted you to think...

dreamering 16

Friday 1 July 2011 2:10

Next time when it will be a real creeper, you'll think that it's the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament.

grapisy 8

Friday 1 July 2011 3:10

good old "boy who cried wolf" syndrome

Jess1008 4

Friday 1 July 2011 2:11

hahah I've done that before cept it was shadow on the ground and was 3am

Igshmia 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:12

Stalker or not it was aimed at ur window and it had wood.

ryan13157 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:59

win

Igshmia 0

Friday 1 July 2011 5:05

^Liking it totally kuz it are makes me a genious trolololol

limblessorphan 4

Friday 1 July 2011 7:50

Hahahaha! You just brightened up my morning :-))

mhinaj 0

Friday 1 July 2011 2:13

wow

Stupend0us 7

Friday 1 July 2011 2:13

That was actually a decoy. Your real creeper was somewhere else furiously masturbating.

kittykat1497 7

Friday 1 July 2011 2:32

furiously? the way people comment sometimes just makes my day XD

sheethapins 13

Friday 1 July 2011 3:08

That was boners. He does that a lot.

soccersgr8 6

Friday 1 July 2011 2:14

lol that happened to me but it was a balloon in a tree :)

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