Miscellaneous: Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man...

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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Scary

By -___- - 14/09/2013 00:37 - Canada - Montréal

Today, while out jogging with my mom, we saw my boyfriend walking in our direction. When we reached him, he took one look at my makeup-less face, then made a huge show of screaming in disgust before calmly walking away. FML

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Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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You deserved it 3 225

By thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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You deserved it 8 396

Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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You deserved it 6 014

By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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You deserved it 36 633

Thanks Susan

By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML

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You deserved it 4 929

Cruisin' for a bruisin'

By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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You deserved it 106

Miscommunication

By embarrassed - 21/07/2021 01:59 - United States

Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML

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WavRace 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 16:20

Or maybe intimidation, if I said something like behind a woman's back and she turned around me, I'd be on the other side of town real fast.

IndicaPaincakes 28

Saturday 6 June 2015 16:18

What a jerk! I'm sorry that happened, just ignore things like that. :(

Comments

Miss_Mandi 29

Sunday 7 June 2015 9:44

I've gotten similar things. Someone will say hi to me or sit next to me. When I turn to look at them they give me the same kind of face. I guess a septum piercing means I'm a hoodlum or butt ugly. I know how you feel, OP.

slackerjoe 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 18:02

ya, I do agree. that trend is the worse thing to ever happen. ive never seen a septum piercing actually accent a womans face. it looks disgusting. sorry. jmo. to each his/her own I guess.

Aimeejasmine 15

Sunday 7 June 2015 20:19

#44 what's wrong with you? #42 can have a piercing if they like, people arent here to be aesthetically pleasing to you smh. If you don't like it don't look at it, leave people alone and find something to fill that void in your life,maybe then you'll stop seeking comfort in others discomfort. Jesus that's just so god damn rude.

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 8 June 2015 0:01

No no no #46, they proved my point, that's exactly what I wanted lol. I now live in a place where plenty of people have piercings and tattoos so it's not at all hard to find somebody into that. I will never bitch and complain about people not being into me. ;)

Aimeejasmine 15

Monday 8 June 2015 0:24

Lmao alright allow some random person to call you disgusting then, nice

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 8 June 2015 0:33

Sheesh! I wasn't shutting you down, thank you for backing me up! I just don't care about what someone has to say about me behind a computer. It's not like he can see what I look like with it. (I haven't bothered to change the pic in a long time lol)