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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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shamille 5

why do you all say "should've been covering your mouth, myehhh"?? Maybe it's not a reflex for the OP. God forbid the spider get offended by his lack of manners while he was walking through the park minding his own business.

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nixxx90 0

it's the circle of life

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saailaway 0

OMG! fdlsngjgviofjgf. id freak out and cry too lmfao it made me cry just reading it

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deaditegirl 0

YDI for not covering your mouth when you yawn.

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godyourethick 0

Cover your mouth, you classless knob.

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SemiSweet1181 0

Oh dear God! You have just scared me for life, good sir. Never again will I yawn outside. D: I'm arachnaphoic. Even thinking about that ever happening gives me the chills.

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