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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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glamourful 0

FYI, It's if you step on a spider... not accidentally eat it whilst walking with your mouth wide open....COVER IT!

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staceybby 0

Put your hand over your mouth when you yawn then, you idiot.

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madZONE_fml 0

this FML made me yawn.

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purplepickle 0

maybe he was alone, and when youre alone why would you need to cover it up? its not like theres spiderwebs all over the place.

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m_burns 0

ydi for not covering your mouth while living in TN. the bugs get so bad that more than once i have stepped outside to have a smoke and incinerated the unlucky bug that happened to fly in front of the cig right when im lighting it.. gross.

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Queenbea27 0

lolzors that really sucks but that's why you cover your mouth.

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aereall 0

Humans are at the top of the food chain.

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EffYoLife 14

thats what you get for not covering your mouth

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MaryLee_fml 2

this FML has a mojo~ I can`t stop yawning since i`ve read it

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