By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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jessiebare 0

isn't there a superstition stating if you kill a spider it will rain? if so, thanks a lot for the rain!!

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Silverill 0

not just stealing it's prey it's fkn murder aswell.

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anonymsspermdonr 0

wtf thts disgusting. spiders r the most disgusting things on earth. i wuda thrown a shit fit n startd losn it. not joking i wuda sprayd poison in my mouth 2 kill tht ******....and then contactd poison control

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DiTHL 0

cover your ******* mouth btw. "ya, okay, what every you say" omg. english is usefil

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PeacockSHS 0

English is even more useful when you know how to spell and can actually use it, retard.

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faisal344 0

ewww im arachnophobic but i guess if Bear Grylls can eat a spider u can to

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