Intimacy: Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having...

By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Noise complaint

By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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My ears!

By PoorMe - 22/02/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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StefanKa 23

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:28

Well, if your dad us hung like a horse she's a lucky woman. Be happy for them and next time put on headphones ;)

junkman6 22

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:29

Well they say what's in the jeans is passed down in the genes. I'd say having a horse **** isn't such a bad thing OP.

Comments

shaytards_fml 9

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:52

Seems like they have a 40000 horse power relationship

OctoDope 15

Thursday 16 January 2014 14:08

Not sure if this was a bad car joke or just a bad joke.

shaytards_fml 9

Thursday 16 January 2014 15:30

your face is bad

Rainhawk94 27

Friday 17 January 2014 13:57

One does not simply make a good joke

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:52

Headphones. Loud televisions. Moving to a room that isn't the next room over. Any or all of these solutions is better than listening to sex noises.

ziya1999 12

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:56

Uh oh. That must have been ****** up, maybe try staying out of the house more often? or of course headphones is always an option.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:56

Think positive: She's a happy mom now.

allie2590 31

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:59

Yes! If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

dachayke 16

Friday 17 January 2014 22:55

So the snake in your profile's mom is happy?

142_cats 13

Thursday 16 January 2014 10:58

Time to get new Neighhhhh-bors.

ThatLoneIyGuy 8

Thursday 22 October 2015 19:20

Sigh.....

Torrey_Turner 12

Thursday 16 January 2014 11:00

Have louder sex…

jddrinker 6

Thursday 16 January 2014 11:02

Quit listening in you perv

dachayke 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 2:49

Lay off the beer, man.

metalmommy 8

Thursday 16 January 2014 11:14

Wow. Next just blare some music or go walk outside

Sandsh8rk 36

Thursday 16 January 2014 11:16

This just reminds me of this song: "Can you quack like a duck when you suck? Can you buck like a horse when we ****? Can you take every inch up your butt? Can you shit on my chest for good luck?"