Love: Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was...

By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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By JJ - 14/11/2009 03:07 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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What?

By clueless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By confused - 04/02/2010 16:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:38

Oh burn! Don't stress that just because he called you Julie that it really means he's cheating you with her. It could be that you or him said Julie so much that he just accidentally said it.

Nartman 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 20:39

Oh snap! Brutal!

Comments

redsox1918 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:09

God guys, what if he just mixed up the names. I do that all the time.

yareli 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 7:33

Don;t believe him its all lies!

DLT_17 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:55

he is so stupid

xxrogerthatxx 19

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:25

lmao

ss_super_sad 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 0:00

Awwww, looks like he would give you up, let you down, run around and hurt you.

xerikax3 0

Friday 30 July 2010 22:20

that would have been a slap to the face !

nuttinick 0

Monday 30 August 2010 7:14

You're retarded. He was kidding. That's guy humor.

546edward 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 23:48

ouch

chameleon28 16

Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:53

Im pretty sure he's married

ManlyDunsparce 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 9:35

Shit imagine how that guy must of felt, and thought after he got said that. All burning up knowing a HUGE shit storm is about to be unleashed. DO NOT think I'm sympathising with him, he was incredibly wrong and I hope OP found a better guy.