By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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You deserved it 3 274

Same thing different taste

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Oh burn! Don't stress that just because he called you Julie that it really means he's cheating you with her. It could be that you or him said Julie so much that he just accidentally said it.

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necomni 0

Probably because you guys were talking about "Julie" so much, it just harmlessly slipped out.

HOLLAcaust 0

You should have started crying and said,"Oh George, I love you!" Or whatever his name isn't.

Well, sometimes i change names even from my mother in some special situations like, i'm always fighting with a friend of mine called Felippe, and i'm used to say almost everyday "shut the **** up, Felippe", one day after fighting with my father, I said the same to him, and his name is Carlos.

cartering 0

If someone was falsely accusing me of cheating, I'd so do that for the lulz

MetalCraze 11

this guy is too dumb to live

xbabygirl02x 0

Dump his sorry ass. What a prick.