Love: Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was...

By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

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By JJ - 14/11/2009 03:07 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 02:22 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Shocked - 17/07/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I exchanged promise rings. I promised that I would stay committed to him and that he was the only one for me. He promised that he would stop seeing other woman behind my back. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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By Maddii1112 - 10/08/2016 19:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML

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What?

By clueless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By confused - 04/02/2010 16:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:38

Oh burn! Don't stress that just because he called you Julie that it really means he's cheating you with her. It could be that you or him said Julie so much that he just accidentally said it.

Nartman 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 20:39

Oh snap! Brutal!

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necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:10

Probably because you guys were talking about "Julie" so much, it just harmlessly slipped out.

kayykatastrophii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:20

You don't need that.

blackzach 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 22:43

OH ****

HOLLAcaust 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:22

You should have started crying and said,"Oh George, I love you!" Or whatever his name isn't.

carlos_oac 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 7:22

Well, sometimes i change names even from my mother in some special situations like, i'm always fighting with a friend of mine called Felippe, and i'm used to say almost everyday "shut the **** up, Felippe", one day after fighting with my father, I said the same to him, and his name is Carlos.