By princesspea - 07/02/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 606
You deserved it 3 275

Same thing different taste

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Oh burn! Don't stress that just because he called you Julie that it really means he's cheating you with her. It could be that you or him said Julie so much that he just accidentally said it.

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Well I hope that settled it for you then, OP. Time to move on.

Unlucky1232 20

wait wait calm down. Maybe he's joking and said that to press uour buttons. its a dick move but doesn't mean he's a cheater

InfiniteSecret 20

Ooooh...Ouch... I'm a bit late to the party but... ...I hope that was an accident.

ducky10290 8

It's called a Freudian slip, honey. Doesn't mean he's cheating, just means he was so upset that his brain scrambled words around.

InfiniteSecret 20

FML is extremely biased. This happens to a female and the boyfriend just made a mistake, a slip of the tongue. If this was a male and his girlfriend did it the comments would mostly be dump that bitch and other negative thing. There wouldn't be so many people defending the girlfriend as there are defending the OP boyfriend. It's sad really ???