Transportation: Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 12:37 - Australia - West End

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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I'm an excellent driver

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 20:00

Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML

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By Nick Pat - 30/09/2015 13:13

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

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Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By SSS - 14/02/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML

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Jinx

By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 23:15

Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:36

"...SURPRISE!"

abbyade 21

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:37

That is so unfair. Your brother shouldn't have done that. Anyway, use I hope you used the opportunity to your advantage. Goodluck Op.

Comments

corky1992 33

Saturday 6 February 2016 5:55

You could have played it off as a joke..kind of a jerk move on your brothers part though.

00749200 14

Saturday 6 February 2016 6:32

FAGGET!!!!!

aokes90 15

Saturday 6 February 2016 7:53

Just deny it? Just because your brother said it doesn't mean it true, you could've just told your mom he was joking.

MarkGaus 12

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:00

You do know you could play it off as an insult right? It's what siblings do

Geek_Freak 13

Saturday 6 February 2016 8:06

Is your mom a homophobic? Cause if she is then that would be the big problem, but if she isn't, then you'll get through it. Good mic though

AScooterman 12

Saturday 6 February 2016 9:37

That is the definition of evil to put you in such a position. Hopefully all turned out well.

aeryn97 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 9:49

if I heard siblings say that I wouldn't know that one was gay. I'd take it as banter. do not assume that your mum knows

ChrisMora 16

Saturday 6 February 2016 10:22

Well, depending on your relationship with your brother, you could be fine. My bros and I always say stuff like that in front of our mom. Just play it off as a joke.

nodai 13

Saturday 6 February 2016 15:38

Why didn't you play it off as heteronormal dicking around?

burnthistown 20

Saturday 6 February 2016 17:11

Just pretend it was a joke if you aren't ready to come out yet. As offensive as it is, people make gay jokes like that all the time. You could've just brushed it off.