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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 12:37 - Australia - West End

Today, as my brother parked in our hotel's parking lot, I told him to be careful because the car wasn't straight. He retorted, "Yeah, just like you". My mother was in the back seat and heard everything. I hadn't come out yet. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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I'm an excellent driver

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 20:00

Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML

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By Nick Pat - 30/09/2015 13:13

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

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Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By SSS - 14/02/2019 01:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my brother put a sign on my car saying, "No baby on board, feel free to drive into me." Somebody did. FML

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Jinx

By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 23:15

Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said, "Check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:36

"...SURPRISE!"

abbyade 21

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:37

That is so unfair. Your brother shouldn't have done that. Anyway, use I hope you used the opportunity to your advantage. Goodluck Op.

Comments

moo77_fml 20

Saturday 6 February 2016 18:50

Unfair!!! Feeling your pain!! My sister in law outed my son to his grandma before he could tell her... Like ur brother it's NOT there place to do it!!

pickle682 17

Saturday 6 February 2016 19:13

No one would ever take that as you actually being gay unless you reacted to it

lmbachman 23

Saturday 6 February 2016 19:44

You could've played it off like he was just being a brother, if you two banter like that. I hope you were able to.

luckyduck55 12

Saturday 6 February 2016 23:23

If I had been your mother, I would have thought it was a joke, but if you reacted weird, then I would have caught on. You should just tell them, keeping stuff that big to yourself can be hard, and your parents might offer some great support

kathrynjayney 10

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:36

Just say he was trying to be a wind up !

idk_rose 25

Sunday 7 February 2016 5:14

I hope she took it well. Best of luck :)

ADBurns 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 9:52

Dude. She's probably guessed already. There is nothing to worry about its perfectly natural. Just tell her :)

xdafuze 12

Sunday 7 February 2016 15:29

Smh my brother and I call each other gay all the time. Just play it off as a joke

I_own_a_dog 11

Sunday 7 February 2016 17:43

I don't see why it's such a big deal to come out? So what your gay? Why hide it up?

newyorkcityguy 9

Monday 8 February 2016 5:56

Have you ever been outside? At least once in your life? Serious question

I_own_a_dog 11

Monday 8 February 2016 22:46

Considering I'm a server at a downtown restaurant in a mostly liberal area; yeah I have been. And I think people need to grow a pair and just come out. So what your gay? I know the location is Australia but most 1st world countries have more or less the same amount of freedom so coming from someone in the U.S, this world is going to shit. Everyone's becoming entitled *******. That may just be my opinion but go flip on some news and read some articles and go to your city council meetings.. If it's such a issue to come out now your really just a pussy.. This is coming from a conversation (completely fine with gays and gay marriage and yes I go to church).. It just baffles me how this is a big deal anymore.. But like I said this is just my 2 cents..