By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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xenawpwa 4

I think you're in denial. When you are drunk, you lose your inhibitions! This makes you feel more free to do what you would normally do sober. You should consider that maybe you're gay or bi?

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leogachi 15

It's not fair to make that kind of assumption. He could be a completely hetero man who was easily duped into giving a ******** when he was challenged. There are a million ways this story could have happened.

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TheWalkingDoug 5

It looks like you got the short end of the stick!

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Coachjoost79 14

we haven't heard how big the "stick" was...

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Weiss_Schnee 14

When people say they've done stuff with guys then say 'I'm straight though'... No you're not you're at least bi-curious.

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omgoscarr 4

They say alcohol only enhances thoughts or feelings you have from before you drink. So probably not 100%

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Sathane 21

Oh yah. You're totally 100% heterosexual.

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jbtheone_fml 5

Hmm this is a tough choice to either click on , you deserve it, or your life sucks, cause apparently you do!! Haha

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