By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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missyfiona89 28

Apparently not 100%

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ILikeKoalas 24

Was the guy drunk as well, or was he just taking advantage of the opportunity to violate your mouth?

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ptellini 7

Maybe you should lay off drinking

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excitoon 1

Can you explain for not native speaker who went down on who?

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ADBurns 22

Surely the real question is - did he think you were any good? That would be awesome :)

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telli164 30

Maybe not 100% as everyone else is also saying, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!

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JPjenny 14

You thought you were heterosexual but good news for you my boy YOU'RE BI !!! Nothing wrong with that thoug ;)

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leogachi 15

One drunken ******** doesn't make a man bi. Multiple blow jobs might.

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abNormal62 23

Self perception and reality are often very different You learned something about yourself. That's good. Whether you repeat this and explore this side of yourself again or can conclude that isn't an option again is something you need to decide. Bottom line is that it is your business do what feels right for you. Anyone who judges you shouldn't be part of your life

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ptellini 7

We all do stuff when we're drunk that we would not normally do.

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