By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:59 - India - New Delhi

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Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML
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anniemeece 23

Maybe not so 100%?

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MegasaurusRex89 28

I don't know if "100%" is an accurate estimate...

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MeltedMango 8

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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RealSuperSand 21

I've gotten so drunk before I couldn't even remember my own name, and I've never once blown or even had the urge to blow another guy, and I wouldn't even classify myself as 100% straight, I don't think anyone is really, especially not you op, not after last night anyway. Nothing wrong with it though man, the gay and bisexual community is awesome. Hell if you're bisexual it only doubles your chances of getting laid!

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Clinky92 18

Y'know what they say, alcohol brings out your true self haha

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Anonypus 20

Are you 100% sure you were blind drunk?

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vikky538 28

How did you not figure out the difference between a ****** and a dick? I never seen a person blind drunk to be not able to distinguish peoples gender.

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emi_alejandra 23

More like a 60% now

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