Puppy (: total squee.

My thought exactly. You could totally play that off with the ladies. "Yeah I fell into some mud so that's why they call me muddbutt." I'm pretty sure I'd believe him.

Alright, this is a 65yo man with a puppy. Did anyone else get a little freaked out for a moment and start looking over their shoulder for a large white van? o~O

Under his about me it says hes a puppy..So he's a 65 year old Pedopuppy.Pedobear has an acceptable challenge now!

If you do the math, he's only 36

are you Amish?

80- Impossible. They don't have the interwebz, let alone electricity.

Nor are they aloud to take pictures of themselves.

Well, 99, she sure does look like a Spitter from L4D2. If only she was a zombie.

Shut up no such thing as women on the internet let alone l4d

Dipshits, I doubt he knows how much the guy really weighs, he probably just estimated. How much he weighs is irrelevant to the FML, anyway.

Nor would they be wearing a T-shirt and purple bandanna

I'm pretty sure something like this would happen to you if a 90kg kid fell on you..and 90kg is pretty heavy incase you didn't know

You probably didn't play football. This happens all the time. Like every day. 200lbs for a lineman is not that much anyway.

I dot even live in America and as far as I know having someone who is 90kg fall in top of you would hurt and who cares how much he weighs anyway...OP crapped his pants and that is what the whole FML is about

I don't know why you guys are thumbing him down. Most lineman are on average between 260-350 pounds op got pretty lucky he was only 200 pounds.

Its enough to make him shit himself...

Well it obviously was big enough to make him defecate on himself

He probably isn't playing college football... OP is probably a small high school kid

I'm a small high school kid that plays football I have to take a shit like everyday at practice and linemen fall on me all the time. Somebody might just be a pussy.

Im a line backer and i weigh 210 and ive never made a kid shit himself just by tackling him...

Jealous much?!

*Me and FPSrussia, with guns pointed to your head Say that again, one more time...

Challenge accepted. That. Is. A. Shitty. Situation.

*****'s gun. Какие-нибудь последние слова shitman?... ^ bonus point's for translation...

I wonder how many times I've seen that exact same pun......

57- First, who's ****?

In a non-vulgarish defenition, it's a word that define's you (the gun user) pulling the charging handle of a gun to load the round into the chamber of the gun.

FPSRussia. Not your friend, mine. MINE DAMMIT!

BOOM!

112- I think the 'whos ****' comment was about the apostrophe you added to the word **** and not about the definition of the word itself

Oh yes he'll just move out of the way next time a 200 pound boy comes stumbling towards him and hope that someone is behind you and they poop themselves instead of OP. might I say this is an excellent plan and will work for sure

27 - are you mentally challenged?

jesus, your dad gave him his soul, plus your JESUS CHRIST. You should know...

Jesus Christ has 69 in his user name ;)

Really? Couldn't read that for ourselves thanks for telling us

So much hate :(

104- I really can't think of something to say to you that isn't me excessively overreacting. I don't know you, but to me, your like that one dumb ass friend that always has to repeat the punchline of a joke as if others couldn't understand it for themselves... I detest people like you...

Yeah, he prides himself on not being a conformist Basically mudbutt is a hipster