By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
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deviable 9

Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.

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minder97 10

hopefully some of your shit got on the guy

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ilikeapplejuice 7

wear a diaper next practice in case it happens again :)

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MyNameIsEmilee 6

that's actually a smart idea :D

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sorry, you're not made for football. You're to whoopi cushion-like to be in it...

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Cpeddlar 0

that's what im thinking 200lbs. lineman is like on. teh lighter side at my high school so maybe ypur really skinnyy and you prohably stuffed ypur self before practice

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sullifreshh 0

200 pounds isn't that huge of a lineman...average. you must be too small.

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KiddNYC1O 20

How do you explain being sacked and getting back up for the next down?

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Toowoo 3

She prolly takes 200 pound men all the time that's why it's no big deal to her

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DangerDude 11

And yet, they haven't nicknamed him poop pusher?

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patrickalamo 47

But did you finish the game. I bet no one wanted to tackel you.

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belkinbra 12

Your ******* stupid. The FML says that it is football PRACTICE.

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laxerswag180 4

that's tough shit. I play football but ya I've never shitted my pants

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arrowshockey18 2

Any reason to add "looking for a relationship" on fml...are you serious?

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laxerswag180 4

I was horny at the time, duhh

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Epikouros 31

I agree, your life sucks, Mudbutt.

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NBS93 0

Your team must be pretty bad if your linemen weigh 200 pounds. So FYL for that, too.

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