By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
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deviable 9

Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.

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minder97 10

hopefully some of your shit got on the guy

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Jujubilee 1

Oopsie! You had a poopsie!

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kaylee777 0

Sounds like a crappy day.

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champjb 0

When i read this, i shat bricks... Thanks

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's a small lineman. Lucky it wasn't a 300lb man.

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himynameiskrista 0

Your picture is hilarious! xD

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camera123 0

Your fault for having a weak colon!!

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Amburito 0

For all of you people saying 200 ponds isn't that heavy. I would have love to see how you would react if he fell on your stomach

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yes but what those people are trying to say is that imagine if it was your typical 300+ lbs lineman.

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pitchblease 2

I have been on the bottom of a pile filled with 3 300 pounders a bunch of dudes. Playing offensive line is no fun.

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ikickgingers 15

92 - sounds like a kinky fantasy :/

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blargheria 0

I'm a 200 lb lineman... I have 240-270 lb lineman tackling and hitting me and sometimes fall on me. OP should do what I do and empty himself before game/practice.

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stevenb8 0

I've had 400 pounds and that is heavy

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Nederlander95 14

Yeah I'm not sure where you play if you're a lineman getting tackled. If you're on your back a lot as a lineman, you're pretty bad.

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