By FirstStringQB - 01/10/2011 22:45 - United States

Today, at football practice, a 200lb lineman ended up landing on my stomach. The weight made me shit myself. My new nickname is "Muddbutt". FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 271
You deserved it 4 743

Same thing different taste

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Don't worry, at least you're not called Skidmarks.

minder97 10

hopefully some of your shit got on the guy

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Your lucky you didn't get physically hurt be thankful...

mj_ok 9

Wow, that's sad, but your teammates are some jerks,

Maybe you should take a shit b4 practice. There are worse things you could be called. Sorry bout ur luck dude

That's gotta suck man! Lol. But hey, ya gotta admit, that's better than being called Dr. Hersheysquirts!! Haha!

perdix 29

I hope you are not a center. I wouldn't take snaps from you for Tom Brady money. Even shotgun.

Perdix his name states that he is a quarterback. Silly.

drchick26 0

That's not that much, I'm a middle schooler, and I'm 230, and I'm not one of the giant fat asses, I'm 1st string center and RT

Dude 200 pounds is small for a lineman