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By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By locker - 16/09/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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Bakarra 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:31

Well now you have time to get to know him while you escort him to the school nurse :)

Shortay123 14

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:33

I'm sure if you know him well enough it wasn't too big of a deal. Just laugh it off and make it up to him. (: Text him and say "Sorry about the other day, I hope your fingers aren't damaged too bad. Perhaps I could make it up to you by taking you out to lunch?" There is always a way to turn a seemingly unredeemable disaster into an opportunity. (:

Comments

Karma220 7

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:34

Well did you offer to kiss the boo-boo?

MrClean17 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 22:03

I'm sure if she kissed something else of his he would be more interested

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:16

obviously?Mr. Kleen wants to be kissed on his shiny noggin

Jacksparrow72 21

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:34

If his fingers need to be amputated attach some scissors and call him edward.

Bakarra 22

Saturday 13 April 2013 20:39

What is that? An idea for the prequel to the twilight series?

ksktwin84 14

Saturday 13 April 2013 22:13

....he means as in Edward Scissorhands

cloudygirl5 16

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:28

Wow just wow *facepalm*

cloudygirl5 16

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:29

(@ bakara)

fdupagain 11

Sunday 14 April 2013 0:44

Edward Scissorhands is a classic. A modern day (in it's time) twist on beauty and the beast. The younger generation knows nothing about good entertainment. Twilight is a prime example of that. The fact that you don't know one of the best classics, AND mentioned Twilight- well, it makes me afraid for my girls's future.

kerrwoof 13

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:34

I've had this happen to me before, except I was the one being surprised and had my fingers slammed in the locker. Not fun. F his life!

Fluffydemise 18

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:35

I'm pretty sure you surprised him. Mission complete.

lilhellian 26

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:39

But but it works in the movies! D:

challan 19

Saturday 13 April 2013 19:40

Well, you surprised him alright! Mission accomplished. Is your plan to kick him in the balls on your next encounter, or are you slowly building to that?