Intimacy: Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 17:54 - United States - Brandon

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

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By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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It's true, though

By humiliated - 20/03/2016 11:54 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2011 03:11 - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 14:00

Today, as a nurse, I had to tell a 15 year-old girl that her red, sore asscrack was caused by consistently not wiping her ass properly. Seriously, when I examined her there was still poop, even though she swore she wiped this morning. I had to teach her how to do it properly, at 15 years-old. FML

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By um... what the fuck, miss? - 02/08/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 15/11/2023 06:00

Today, I talked to a teenage girl that came in for debilitating constipation. Turns out she'd stopped drinking water and had been purposely holding her bowels because her new online boyfriend convince her it’s unattractive and unladylike for girls to poop. FML

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Pissed to meet you

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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By wantontsu - 11/09/2010 18:59

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

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Willibobs 33

Monday 16 March 2015 0:17

Think 'sick freaks' is taking it a bit too far. I'm more offended by your judgement of them as opposed to their conversation.

WCARlover 34

Monday 16 March 2015 0:12

I really hope the teenager has some other person in her life to serve as a role model

Comments

Mohamedegypt 13

Monday 16 March 2015 2:57

to each his own :) never know if you'd like it lol

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Monday 16 March 2015 3:14

I agree with top commenter #10. I'm not on board the anal train, but there are some people who really enjoy it, and that's pretty great advice. You are in no position to judge like that. What if someone called you a 'sick freak' for something you really enjoyed and thought was natural? Too far.

ladyg228 15

Monday 16 March 2015 17:37

It's great advice to give to a non-consenting adult that in order for a man to stay with her she must subject herself to his sexual preferences!! Great way to raise kids NOT

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Tuesday 17 March 2015 4:30

Don't be moronic.

jk_waks23 19

Monday 16 March 2015 3:16

Considering that the said teenager was her daughter, ***** mothers make ***** daughters! I am sorry you had to hear that conversation!

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Monday 16 March 2015 3:21

I'm sorry, who said anything about them being mother and daughter?

angeldogeyes 14

Monday 16 March 2015 3:23

But I've heard anal doesn't feel good. And as for the guy, isn't that what the pussy is for?

accidentprone41 3

Monday 16 March 2015 5:42

Anal can feel good to some with the right prep and lube. It can be pleasurable for a man because it will stimulate the prostate. Some women do enjoy anal. Personally I only give that when on my period. I find that I enjoy it more then.

angelofsaturn 23

Monday 16 March 2015 10:24

Anal doesn't feel good if someone just shoves it in. I love anal but it took years for me to like it because of previous trauma and i would freeze up and pull away. As long as your partner is gentle it's amazing.