By bdawg923 - 11/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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The spider was on her shoulder to those who asked.

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the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

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Aflacduck 0

Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

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scateice 0

It depends where u brushed it off Maybe she just didnt see the spider?

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hellFighter 0

Tell her there was a spider, then flick it off her shirt.

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LenWK 0

#2 is just a sore loser because he wasn't first. ;)

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Kassad_fml 0

You should know that touching the wrong female co-worker without them knowing will automatically accuse you for sexual harassment . you just could say there is damn big spider on your shirt :D

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crazy_cat_lady 0

Sorry, but you deserved it. NEVER touch a female, because she WILL freak out. It would have been safer (and WAY funnier) if you had just said, "There's a spider on you," and watched while she freaked out about THAT.

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roflbubbles 0

he def did not deserve it u dumb ******* assholes

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burdenofaday 0

Dude. You've gotta yell in these situations. Make it convincing. "OMG. A spider!!" *SMACK* If it seems urgent enough she'll thank you for saving her life! :]

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kwbuzz23wk 0

12 is right. but i just hate how if a girl would have brushed a spider off of your groin you would not give a damn and even if you did you would not have said rape... i just hope that 1 day I turn on the news and see that a male won a rape case over a female that is not a statitory (sp?) rape case.

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