By bdawg923 - 11/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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The spider was on her shoulder to those who asked.

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Serial 2

the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment

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Aflacduck 0

Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.

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average_girl 0

both a FYL and YDI... i mean FYL 4 being accused of sexual harassment... i mean just trying 2 help thts good... but YDI because u couldve like warned her or something.. good part is u didnt get arrested

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epicfail11 0

when she accused you of sexual harassment you should have said "you wish"

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nomadxx7 0

As I've stated before watch SNL - Sexual Harassment and You. You must be ugly or creepy because an attractive man would have been able to do it and probably gotten a dinner date out of it for being her hero. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST AS HOT AS THE CO-WORKER IN QUESTION TO EVER TOUCH THEM :)

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alex_vik 0

Ohnoitslindsay is a perfect example of a paranoid bitch that shouldn't be around other humans if someone touching them is enough to deserve a freakout.

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Quinnjamin 0

My advice is to tell her before you just brush it off.

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Mortal_Light 0

You should have just pointed it out to her, especially with so many men who would claim that there was a spider on her shirt just to cop a feel. Even though you were just trying to be nice, YDI.

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spuuuddd 0

yeah it's definitely your fault. be more careful with a woman..

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alex_vik 0

#54 should not even leave the house if she's that paranoid about someone coming in contact with her.

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Quinnjamin 0

My advice is to tell her before you just brush it off.

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