Work: Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs...

By justlittleoldme - 25/07/2012 21:05 - United States - Sarona

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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Today, my "friends" showed me a video of them pranking my arachnophobic coworker with a fake toy spider. She cried. I told them very bluntly that they're horrible people and owe her an apology. They responded by getting their mean ass dog to antagonize me. I'm afraid of dogs. FML

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Krirn 21

Thursday 26 July 2012 8:45

They weren't seeing dogs, they were just bored.

dude1122332 9

Thursday 26 July 2012 8:45

50 points a kill, you'll prestige in no time!

Comments

JaSM7 4

Thursday 26 July 2012 10:19

They played you as a fool.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Thursday 26 July 2012 10:28

YDI by playing into their fantasies your just making it worse. Next time make them face reality instead of avoiding it yourself.

ophel1a 7

Thursday 26 July 2012 10:40

if they really were old and crazy or even just senile, 'make them face reality' is totally not a viable option, sorry.

Ins0mau 20

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:08

Why? It's not like you can cure them. Most of the time, you make them face reality, it'll only upset them or confuse them more and won't help anyone. I work in a dementia ward myself.

oj101 33

Thursday 26 July 2012 10:31

They are all barking mad

Gremlinswife 13

Thursday 26 July 2012 10:51

Consider yourself lucky OP. I also work in a seniors home but I had to help the vet put one of my residents cats down when it was dying. I had to hold the cat while the vet administered the medication and I had to keep holding it till it's heart stopped beating. My crying resident was in the other room the whole time.Worst day at work ever.