By justlittleoldme - 25/07/2012 21:05 - United States - Sarona

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
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Krirn 21

They weren't seeing dogs, they were just bored.

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dude1122332 9

50 points a kill, you'll prestige in no time!

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awsome13 10

Don't ever bring a real dog in there

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mrphychrs 5

PETA is gonna be pissed

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lexi365 20

PETA kills their own animals though...

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FurryRocks 10

People Eat Tasty Animals

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s0m3guy2010 21

Did you kill the imaginary dogs with a real gun? That could be why everyone was screaming.

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justjazzmyn 3

what part of your job would that be listed under?

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RaggleFrock 13

It would be listed under "the charter or residents rights" assuming they are in the uk.

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FML_Master2133 6

That has nothing to do with this situation... The dogs on CoD are not imaginary.

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j_cat187 19

I'll have whatever pills the old folks are having.

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Takuya272727 16

I think a correct term would be mass hysteria, in a way...

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99megster 15

Theyre probably all trolls. They didnt see no imaginary dogs, they just wanted to watch you act like a fool.

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Nekogami 14

Any dogs* didn't* they're*. Also, use a period instead of comma.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

Suck a dick who th **** made you the grammar police!

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lolfood 24

A semi-colon would work better in that case.

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MonsterCommenter 4

Maybe you should change jobs from helping the elderly to the local pound...

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