Work: Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs...

By justlittleoldme - 25/07/2012 21:05 - United States - Sarona

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML

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Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By not twilight - 05/12/2015 00:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, it was my first day working at a dog boarding kennel. I got bit... by my coworker. FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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He's still a very good boy

By Anonymous - 28/11/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML

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By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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Krirn 21

Thursday 26 July 2012 8:45

They weren't seeing dogs, they were just bored.

dude1122332 9

Thursday 26 July 2012 8:45

50 points a kill, you'll prestige in no time!

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perdix 29

Thursday 26 July 2012 9:23

I'm ratting you out to the Imaginary SPCA! Ironically, they hire real thugs to punish dog abusers.

ByronJess 17

Thursday 26 July 2012 9:56

...ASPCA...?

perdix 29

Thursday 26 July 2012 14:35

Yes, the Imaginary one, not the American one. SPCA is the generic name for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and the first A specifies the American one. Did this make my comment funny somehow?

s0ulslack 20

Thursday 26 July 2012 9:26

Any imaginary bites?

ohrlly7457 7

Thursday 26 July 2012 9:26

You sick bastard

22cute 17

Thursday 26 July 2012 9:34

I admire your courage! Actually it's very touching that you would go through with that for the sake of your patients. You did a great kindness to those crazy old people - you defended their dignity as human beings. Kudos!