By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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LLBH 0

its ok im in love with my second cousins son LOL if he is ur first couzin EWW second cuz its ok but if he is ur third GO AHEAD and date him ! :)

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fdsaeiilatan 0

wow. just wow. you'd think you would have figured it out huh? imo, YDI

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jj732 0

YDI for going all out to meet a guy you met on the internet!

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lillian_jayne 0

Ok, spending that much on a date is just ridiculous, but for all those peopel that are bitching that she should have known it was her cousin, it's not always that obvious. A few weeks ago on facebook, this guy and my friend knew added me. Three days later, I got told it was my cousin. My mom and I went shopping and I saw a guy and thought he was pretty hot. Before we left, his mother finds my mom and says she looks really familiar. My mother told me that woman was my aunt, meaning that guy I thought was hot, was my cousin. I had never met my father, so would I really know who my cousins are? Duh, use you're heads. Maybe something like that happened to her. But again, the money you spent on that is just ridiculous.

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24788 6

That would not be fun to find out. At least you found it out soon.

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yanarach 0

.... hahahaha yes. priceless. xD Soo awkward. That's hilarious. At least you looked hot?? x

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