By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
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You deserved it 70 147

akd_rocks tells us more.

akd_rocks 0

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

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SurpriseButtseks 0

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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RipIt 0

at #98 'MY FML about how my friends mom and my friend are dying and dead respectively, my friend was shot to death, and the guy my sister is best friends with is on house arrest and going to court for rape is rejected because of idiots like you.' Your life does suck, I wish you all the best, but this is not stuff anyone will put on website that has the purpose of light entertainment.

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YoureNoFun 0

THANK YOU #13! Good Lord above, you deserve it. Simply because you can't type.

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MahnaMahna_fml 0

Was he good looking at least? I have a few cousins I would love to hook up with. Its only a crime if the rest of the family knows, right? Just keep it real hush hush, clearly you guys got some chemistry.

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Jareth_fml 0

In the two months that you two had been talking you didn't exchange pictures?

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Puolukka 4

OH MY GOSH! Y'all are retarded... in comment #41 the OP explained how it happened and why she didn't figure out earlier that he was her cousin...so far only one other person besides me has pointed this out...READ THE COMMENTS before everyone posts the same thing a million times... o.O

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liljon3 0

Usually you put the '$' before the number, not after.

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cyxx 0

Yeah, like some other people have asked: If you've never met your cousin before, and the last name was common - how DID you eventually figure out that he was your cousin?? Oh, and like 157 said - read OP's post you guys. #41.

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dg72592_fml 0

how is this an fml, you're ******* rich as anything if you can afford to do all that. i didn't spend a quarter that much on my prom...

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lovethis_website 0

well...atleast you have a new outfit..?

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