Love: Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels:... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

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akd_rocks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:23

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:47

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

SurpriseButtseks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:50

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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TeenTiger 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:22

You spend 500$ on a blind date of someone you met online only 2 months ago. And you did not even talk in the ******* phone. YDI moron. Stupidity is hardly **** My Life worthy.

gregthestrange 3

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:48

wincest, FTW!

1073kat 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:34

HAHAAAHAHA I LOVE YOU.

RiceyFighter 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:42

Lawl. YDI. u never even asked for his full name.

tren 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:45

wow... like... u never recognized his name or anything?

lowcapacityx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:55

LOL hey you can still date him. . . I mean as long as he's a distant cousin? that's okay-- right? :P hella sucks at least you looked hot.

fundangle 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:19

you didn't know who he was before you spent $530 on preparing for a date with him?

G_Bug 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:16

Gross

route95 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:30

YDI for spending so much money on a first date with someone.

Stephaniie_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 7:34

Haha, I'm sorry... but you didn't ask about full names or anything like that?

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