Love: Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels:... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

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akd_rocks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:23

Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful

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Savvy89 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:47

Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

SurpriseButtseks 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:50

I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol

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LifeSux19 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:37

For two freaking months??? Niether you or him sent pictures of yourselves?? And spending all that money for a date, only one date...psssh you're crazy.

Banthestrandland 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:40

30 Rock, anyone?

AkihiroHattori5 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:47

I hereby royally dub your life ROYALLY F**KED. May your life have some good moment after this faux pas.

AkihiroHattori5 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:50

$300. See it's possible on FML.

FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:10

First or second? http://bit.ly/6huN0

cbeaith 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:04

dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number, dumbass. my grandparents are cousins. gotta do what you gotta do!

duckpsy 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:08

I think it's fake, but nice FML.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:13

I just laughed hysterically! How did you not realize that he was your cousin?!!!

geronimo_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:15

OMG HIS NAME IS PRICELESS!!

Ox_Baker 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:39

Huge shenanigans suspected. If the OP is telling the truth, she's massively unintelligent, massively.

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