Animals: Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML

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Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML

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Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:48

Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.

michellaneous 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:42

whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!

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butteredtoast 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:14

Hahaha @ #4. PETA is retarded.

hopeinstar 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:15

Like #7 said fake fur isn't always fake, so wearing fake fur as a animal rights activist and a vegitarian isn't exactly the most rational thing.

kotmfu 5

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:22

you deserved if for nothing else then being a douche bag animal rights activist

IndigoFuckYou 9

Friday 18 March 2011 5:14

a) grow a heart. b) dont be a dick. c) keep your opinions against the non-human inhabitants of the planet we all share to yourself.

deathproof_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:29

PETA is a group of scum.

RyanRaygun 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:29

I hate PETA. They took away my guns. My guns that shot blanks. AT FAKE ******* HIPPOS. I hope they all get eaten by wolves/bears.

rockintothebeat 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:00

ahaha the hippo thing made me laugh

zebradude 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:14

Do u work at Disneyland?

r37s4090Xl7N 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:33

Now you know what horrible people animal rights activists are. Repent.

TheSmirkster 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:34

Wearing fake fur and fake leather support the ideal that it is fashionable to wear animal products. Personally I don't care and I think PeTA is the most hypocritical organization I know of, but seriously don't claim animal rights and then wear animal inspired fashion. tsk tsk tsk.

Tehalon 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:39

Yay for PETA! :D YDI for wearing a stupid jacket like that! Those jackets are for moroccan, turkish and wanna-be gangsterbitches. (Where i'm from anyway and thats all that matters *roar*)

furi7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:39

PETA is the biggest bunch of bs ever made and no one could give a damn as to what they have to say because there are bigger things that are wrong with this world and lets fix the treatment of people before we go to fix the treatment of animals, not that they're not important but because animals won't one day blow up this planet with nuclear or biological weapons.

Eresbel 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 11:02

I hate PETA. But I don't see the problem with wearing faux-fur. You like the way it looks but you're not contributing to the torture of animals - only the slavery of third world countries. :)