HUG. THEM. Spreads the red paint right back all over them. Then just keep hugging them until the cops show up and you can file charges. ;)

i'm an animal lover (not like that). i think that most PETA members are dicks.

Everyone but PETA members thinks they're dicks. Attacking someone with fake blood isn't just rude. It's illegal, and you could easily get them for harrasment, assault (yes, they will charge you with assault for throwing liquids at someone), and maybe damaging personal property.

I f*ng hate PETA members..

Wow, this confirms my belief that PETA members are the most worthless sacks of sh*t imaginable...Someone should take a huge amount of real blood to one of their conventions and dump it all over them or something...

well I hope you called the cops and had them arrested

thats why i carry my jackknife

PETA, Where the hell do you guys get this hippie, liberal, commie propaganda. I’d sure like to believe that there are not people out there stupid enough to write this shit, let alone believe the stuff that you guys say. Ok, so maybe I got off on the wrong foot, let me tackle every autistic claim of yours one by one and respond to it to let you know what the truth of the situation is. But before I go any further, I assume that you might be ignorant and closeminded enough as to stop reading this email half-way through for one reason or another, but I would like you to hear me out and respond to this (assuming you can formulate a sentence that isn’t 110% bullshit, this assumption I base off what I’ve read on your site.). I am sympathetic with you time restraints so I will make this brief as to not interfere with your ostrich fondling schedule.

make sure your fake fur is actually fake fur. then if it is i dont see why you couldn't wear it. sue those dumb PETA bitches who messed up your jacket b/c they totally assaulted you.

If they did that to me I would have ******* knocked them out