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By upset mom - 24/04/2019 04:00

Today, during a meeting, the president of the honor society apologized for being out for a couple of days due to the flu, and wanted to get everything back on track. I mumbled that she hadn't shown good leadership by being out. I guess she heard me, because she said, “Neither does being a teen mom.” FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 01:00 - United States - West Valley City

Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

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By wtfmom - 07/10/2014 21:10 - United States - Clanton

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

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Today, I turned down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college, because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to my girlfriend in a couple of days. I called her a couple of hours later. She answered with, "Hey, I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML

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Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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Get out

By a7xforever - 14/09/2010 08:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I got to my weekly drama group a bit late. Everyone looked surprised when I walked in. Casually, I sat down and apologised for being late. I thought everyone looked awkward, probably because it turned out I'd been kicked out of the group. The teacher had decided to announce it before making sure I'd got the email. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 14:41 - Germany

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

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By WhereforeArtThouJustice - 10/12/2014 21:49 - Portugal

Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML

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Sick

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 03:25 - Australia

Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like, but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML

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Sinshine 28

Wednesday 24 April 2019 4:03

When you're sick, you're sick. Sick people are unproductive and spread their sickness to everyone else, hurting company productivity even more. Staying home is the only responsible thing to do and you sound like a clueless asshat.

Ghostrui 30

Tuesday 12 February 2019 18:53

It's not good leadership to come in sick, potentially spreading the flu to everyone.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 24 April 2019 16:43

Don't give it a second thought. In a few years, she'll be graduating from college, and probably about to start a decent job, while you'll be stuck in a trailer park with 3 kids by 3 different dads, wondering where you'll get the money to buy your next wine cooler, and this little exchange will be forgotten by both of you.

Bubbilility 27

Wednesday 24 April 2019 18:52

Better to be out than to spread your germs. Imagine if she came to work and made everyone else sick, that would really suck.

TxKitten79 10

Wednesday 24 April 2019 20:10

I was the president of a student organization. There were a few times I couldn't be at meetings. You deserved what you got for being a snarky shit.

0neiros 14

Wednesday 24 April 2019 22:03

OP I assume you are the teen Mom. So you'd rather she come in sick and give her bug to you so you can pass it on to your child...yeah real ******* responsible Mom of the Year material there you judgmental prig.

Phil 14

Wednesday 24 April 2019 23:01

What, you're in the honor society, and you can't spell either?

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 April 2019 1:21

quality zing

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:16

You SOOOOO deserved that. Should she have turned up and given you all the flu? Stop being an asshat.

clair_brodie 35

Thursday 25 April 2019 3:37

How would they be a good leader if they were sick and then proceeded to get everyone around them sick? If they just played hooky, then sure, that would be bad leadership. YDI

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 25 April 2019 15:25

You really think she should have been there with the flu? Being a leader is being responsible, and responsibility is staying home when you have the flu so as to not spread it, especially to a mother of young children. You completely deserved that comeback, and honestly more, for being so stupid and disrespectful.