Kids: Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD....

By MLGreco - 14/10/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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By Silent Fan 2022 - 24/11/2023 22:00

Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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Dude, gross!

By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 14:00

Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML

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DrDilllonReese 12

Friday 14 October 2011 21:26

Cats are slowly replacing dogs as the new killstreak

davymac718 4

Friday 14 October 2011 21:27

Payback is a bitch... Well in this case a pussy!

Comments

RomoniReed 6

Friday 14 October 2011 21:53

I literally laughed out loud, on the bus. Now, people are looking at me as if I'm on drugs.

lolman222 0

Friday 14 October 2011 22:02

You and me both... Awkward...

ebxr82nv 2

Friday 14 October 2011 21:56

That's some funny shit. Does your brother know it wasn't real life? Pull the plug on him and get him back to reality.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Friday 14 October 2011 22:33

Yea this was placed under the wrong comment. My bad bro, we cool?

Wynthos 2

Friday 14 October 2011 22:05

YDI for being out of place. A woman playing videogames... Whoever heard of such nonsense?

BellaBelle_fml 23

Friday 14 October 2011 22:23

Where does it say OP is a woman? Even if OP is a woman, there is nothing wrong with women playing video games. In fact, most guys would love to have a girlfriend/wife that likes to play video games.

isitinmybedroom 11

Friday 14 October 2011 22:28

umm he never said anything about op being a woman...

coltsrock37 15

Friday 14 October 2011 22:06

your now shredded skin folds will attract the women nicely

mrahhhhh 21

Friday 14 October 2011 22:06

Scream out "ROLLING THUNDER!" and throw a bunch of small objects on him after your shower. Then knock him to the floor, and teabag him :) . Also, what the hell, is your brother 12? Sounds like something one of those stupid squeakers online would do if you met them in real life.

slyace 9

Friday 14 October 2011 22:07

War is tough man. But a wet pissed off cat clawing your back is just funny as hell lol fml

FYLDeep 25

Friday 14 October 2011 22:13

So what are you going to do to get him back? I imagine he just threw a house cat at you, which as far as cats go is pretty tame. I'd suggest you lock a tiger inside the bathroom with him.