Kids: Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD....

By MLGreco - 14/10/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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By Silent Fan 2022 - 24/11/2023 22:00

Today, I beat my old college friend at CoD and mocked him vigorously, to which he replied, “Don’t feel bad for me, I have a hot wife, a baby on the way, and a house I paid off by selling my business. How are you?” I… won a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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Dude, gross!

By Mojo0608 - 02/11/2014 21:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my 16-year-old brother once again scored well at a local archery competition. He got home and, once again, unleashed his "spectacular aim" at the toilet - or rather the toilet seat and surrounding floor. He refuses to clean the bathroom we share every single time he does this. FML

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You deserved it 2 540

By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 14:00

Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML

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You deserved it 1 273

DrDilllonReese 12

Friday 14 October 2011 21:26

Cats are slowly replacing dogs as the new killstreak

davymac718 4

Friday 14 October 2011 21:27

Payback is a bitch... Well in this case a pussy!

Comments

NiiTeH 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 0:14

Least it wasn't mad... Oh wait.

codbloodedkill3r 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 0:25

Dude I'm a girl who plays cod, I always beat guys, and they are real diks bout it, so yea ur not they only one that has to deal with diks on cod

GRR17 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 2:44

Yeah, same here. Either buttholes or perverts. Only sometimes do you get awesome randoms.

mspeacock 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 0:32

So take some of the cat poo and put it in his shoes, right as he puts his feet in yell, " placing claymore"

ImOlivia 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 0:41

The only sad thing about this FML is that the cat couldn't have possibly been a napalm strike. I would have said, "Release the Felines!!" ;)

blacksswan 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 0:42

Wtf & what did the cat do to deserve that? I would love to beat the shit out of your brother.

Pslcybn5 7

Saturday 15 October 2011 0:51

One of the best revenge stories I've seen in a while!

MaryPoppins88 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 0:58

Okay that's animal cruelty your brothers a douche who cares about you, poor cat

chemman5 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 1:00

win.

Twisted_Angel 17

Saturday 15 October 2011 1:16

Bahahaha!!! Alright, I'm sorry, but now you need to get him back. release a snake in his bed while he's sleeping. Get the video camera ready because I'm sure he'll scream like a little girl and piss himself. YouTube>>Facebook>> Tag him in the video for all his friends to see.