By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

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Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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then000bster 16

Say hello to the twins for me!

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theaaxis 27

I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.

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HaneenDixon 16

Great timing too. It's almost summer. It is getting hot in here, so she's taking off her clothes.

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barfcannon 24

My mother had a nudist phase too. She claimed it was menopause making her too hot for clothing but it seemed perfectly timed for when I was deciding whether to move out or not for college.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Not a bad plan actually, hmmm.

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olpally 32

GIGGITY!!! Lol. Sorry, I had too! But seriously, that's quite disturbing and unusual... Mid life crisis perhaps? So many possibilities. FYL for sure though.

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Enslaved 36

"Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar Dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar" Now you know what to do with your loose change!

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RedPillSucks 31

I love that song, but I wouldn't sing it while my mom was prancing around nude.

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kemando 22

It's only a matter of time until your "inner nudist" begins to tighten up. Nyohooo. But real, just ignore it >.>

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anthony99 14

Sooooo does your mom have a nice rack?

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SirTalkaton 22

Lock yourself in your room. Install a secret entrance in and out of the house and put a slot on the bottom of the door for food and beverages. Oh and make sure you have a good computer with wifi. Problem solved.

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BobbieH 19

Once you start loosening up your inner nudist there's no turning back to a clothed lifestyle! Sorry OP, I know there are things you just can't un-see or ignore.

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