By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

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Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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then000bster 16

Say hello to the twins for me!

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theaaxis 27

I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.

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worldclassrager 39

Stay out for a long time or just stay in your room or invite friends over...I know with guests she will not run around...

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Raykyogrou03 12

Well, at least you didn't have your significant other over at the time. Tbh, I'd wait for the house to be empty to walk around naked

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vladimirnabokov 15

My dad walks around in his underwear all the time. And my mom pees with the door open. People just like to be naked. Maybe she likes being naked too? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. We all came into this world naked....

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perdix 29

#49, underwear is not naked, unless his dick peeks out through the fly. That doesn't happen, does it?

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vladimirnabokov 15

I can see your point. I've never seen it but I'm sure my mom has!

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fml0505 22

That's better than the dad bath robe, which is never closed..

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

Oh god, I have several peeing with the door open stories. One time I was walking from my room to the kitchen and passed by the bathroom. The bathroom had no lights on and the door open and just looking around I peeked in and my aunt was sitting there taking a piss. Her reply? "Can I get some privacy and pee without anybody looking at me?"

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buddy51 23

You could stop her by feigning excitement and starting to ********** in synch with her shimmies and shakes... But, on the other hand, that might lead to an even worse FML!

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes, then she would have an inner nudist and an outer incest lover.

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GrinchFu1 27

Hey, we're all born naked. I know that's your mom but the human body is quite beautiful. Start walking around naked too. She may realize how uncomfortable she is making you if she feels uncomfortable seeing you walk around with you goods on display. Or maybe... you lose an inhibition or two and realize it's not that big of a deal ;-)

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Danielle7994 18

Idk. If OP's into seeing moms with sagging, jiggling **** bounce up and down and watching them jiggle their cellulite-covered body around, then yea. A dance off sounds fun.

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wlddog 14

Sounds like OP's friend count that comes over is about to change.

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