By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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YdoIhaveAchode 4

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

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waresjake 3

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

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Comments

AugustBurnsToast 14

Well, can tell each other jokes and share secrets...or it'll try and drown you.

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challan 19

It's not trying to drown him... That's making sweet dolphin love. He's all worked up after sharing jokes and secrets.

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lyssa_jean 7

Awww I have a dolphin too!! Only mine is in tattoo form.....

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cakeddeath 1

Bitchs love dolphins

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Jf770 10

You've obviously read one of the comments from #1.

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emstar828 4

King of the Hill-dolphin sex!

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dixiefoxx 22

How did you manage that..? Oh well, dolphins are awesome :)

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Anouschka_fml 14

Where are you going to let it stay? In your bathtub? I want my own dolphin too!! It's awesome

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kaycee1996 5

He doesn't actually get to keep the dolphin, his money just goes towards helping it

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YoureJellyBro 5

Exactly. When people adopt highways do you think they take them home?

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Krirn 21

Of course not, you bring your home to the highway and make the front porch a Toll Booth.

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Anouschka_fml 14

I kinda was joking... To actually buy a dolphin would probably cost a whole lot more, I get that lol

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xNephilim 18

I'm also pretty sure it's illegal to buy a dolphin.

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MidNiteT0kr 0

please dont eat him...

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kaycee1996 5

At least your helping the dolphin and your money is going somewhere good : ) Also people commenting on OP owning the dolphin and where there gonna keep it, it stays where it is just that OP's money is going towards helping it

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Thank god, someone with brains! I was planning to say the same thing. Honestly people :p

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ergo_fml 13

Yes seriously... Even if you could "buy" a dolphin it definitely wouldn't be that cheap!

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mattorama 15

Seriously, donating money to help wildlife is hardly the worst thing in the world.

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YoureJellyBro 5

I hope you plan on eating it. That's all they're good for.

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hellbilly205 17

What the **** is wrong with you?

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