By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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YdoIhaveAchode 4

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

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waresjake 3

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

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DespairFaction 11

Hope the Dolphin is as awesome as flipper.

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Enslaved 36

Seems cheap for a dolphin, unless it's mahi-mahi dolphin instead. ***I've heard that dolphins and humans both mate JUST for fun. (:

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MaxG123 8

Least he didn't steal the Dolphin, unlike the last person who stole Dirk the Penguin on a drunk night out.

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PaperCandles 0

Pretty cheap price to pay for your very own dolphin. :) but you deserved that.

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mugu 0

I remembered the Ray W Johnson video about dolphins raping humans... I'm not ******** u, it's true.. Google it!!

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aileen15 15

dolphin raping a human?is that even possible? wth haha

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your_face 15

My biology teacher once went on a trip somewhere with dolphins... she went swimming and a dolphin came up and started trying to have sex with her. Apparently the backs of humans' knees look like a dolphin vajayjay o.O

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doodlecloud 26

I was gonna say FML because I hate dolphins but that's kinda good actually...now, when we witness their bloody, murderous uprising, maybe they'll spare you?

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RachelRampageXD 6

Well... Us girls sure love dolphins. So yep you will never have to worry about being single!!

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cookeemonster 7

Just a quick thing for idiots saying ' have a pool, or I wish I could swim with the dolphins', or other related things ADOPT does Not necessarily mean KEEP AS A PET. In this case, he means adopt as in the animals you pay for each month to help survive. Part of the $ goes to the animal organization, part to the keeper of the animal to help support the cost of food And medication ect and the rest to charities that help keep animals alive. IT IS NOT A PET. Just clearing that up.

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GawdamitNappa 4

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to say this. My brother "adopted" a Florida panther once.

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your_face 15

You're probably right... but then, those don't usually cost $125 a month, do they? Or is there a one-time large fee and then a smaller monthly fee? I've never adopted a dolphin...

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