By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 935
You deserved it 31 806

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YdoIhaveAchode 4

How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?

waresjake 3

You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thank god that I'm not the only one to have noticed that, 83.

Gosh 71, you simply must write your own material. Nice missing period at the end of your sentence as well. Kind of makes your About Me a tad ironic.

How the ****..? Seems like you would notice something like this..

HOW IS THIS AN FML?! You have a dolphin!

A dolphin is adopted for...? ... you will pay the education of the dolphin? (including University?)

GothInside 6

I hate it when that happens

You can do that? How? I want a dolphin!!