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The 'dollars' is redundant
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Gosh 71, you simply must write your own material. Nice missing period at the end of your sentence as well. Kind of makes your About Me a tad ironic.
How the ****..? Seems like you would notice something like this..
How the hell do you do that!?!?
HOW IS THIS AN FML?! You have a dolphin!
A dolphin is adopted for...? ... you will pay the education of the dolphin? (including University?)
You can do that? How? I want a dolphin!!
What'cha name it? XD
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How do you "accidentally" adopt a dolphin?
You're going to get so many bitches with a dolphin