Health: Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There... - FML

By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

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By aubrey - 14/10/2017 01:30

Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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FFML_314 11

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:57

OP YDI for smoking

keekah 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:57

Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.

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thechief50 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 19:54

two WTF?!???!

darthkrayt 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 20:36

In Soviet Russia, we don't bitch about little burns!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 29 June 2010 21:53

In Soviet Russia, cigarette smoke you! But seriously YDI for smoking.

limejeans 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 22:34

wow idiot!! don't smoke!!

moon21_fml 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:12

Don't complain! It was your decision to smoke in the first place. All the consequences come back to YOU. Oh, and nobody should hear you complain once you're diagnosed with Lung cancer!

treyroxx 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:32

Smoking is so bad for you. y r u such a dumb ass for starring. YDI 100%. its ppl like u tht keep it going

little2103bit 0

Friday 2 July 2010 1:34

No we smoke to piss off lil ******* like you=)

chantelfurtado 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:40

YDI fir smoking asshole

Rwoem13 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 2:57

half you kids will be smoking by the time your 18, then you'll be the one effing your life for dropping a cigarette on yourself.

gigidy_goo 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 3:27

what the **** u guys are ******* retards why tell op tht smoking kills everybody ******* knows tht smoking kills even smokers know tht..dumbasses

mem97 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 3:49

yeah... you really shouldn't have even been smoking in the first place... you know how bad that is for your lungs?!

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