Health: Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There... - FML

By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

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By aubrey - 14/10/2017 01:30

Today, I accidentally gave myself a chemical burn. It hurts like hell and I've been told all I can do is wait it out for a few days. The worst part? It's from a reaction to a cream I used all over my chest. I can't wear a shirt without being in immense pain. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By a genius - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

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FFML_314 11

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:57

OP YDI for smoking

keekah 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:57

Ydi. Don't smoke. It kills you.

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nate33 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 7:55

look at the bright side. if any guys ask what happened you can call em pervs for looking. lol

caralsim 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 8:10

ciggerettes Are awesome !!!!!

damador 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 8:10

Haha

ndizzle 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 8:13

I haven't read all the comments, so I hope this isn't repetitive, but YDI for smoking. Did anyone say that yet? ;)

ughblahsuckit 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:37

nope. you're the first 

SHORTstopp99 5

Tuesday 29 June 2010 8:22

ydi for smoking dumb***

luvtolaugh 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 8:34

it's because of people like you that our planet is dying

fmlisforlols 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 21:20

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE RETARDED. Did you eat lead paint? Mommy an alcoholic with you inside of her? Seriously, what caused you to be so ******* stupid? Cigarettes, of all things, killing the planet? Stop listening to propaganda, dumbass.

kdkorz 7

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:02

How the hell do you even do that? Why were you holding your cig so close to your chest? Or did you drop it while inhaling? YDI for being so damn clumsy.

Domodon 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:19

I like how all of yall are bitching about smoking when half of yall prolly smoke and the point is cigarettes get you lightheaded takes yout mind off things cools you down after being angry tell em stfu

LaDyBlOo 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:43

376 Thank You someone that agrees with me

Person1233 12

Tuesday 29 June 2010 15:13

Isn't it sad that only the people with limited intelligence agree with you?

Jetsu 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:44

its sad how people with limited intelligence like to act all smart and high and mighty! stop pushing your choices on other people! eventually your gonna get slapped!

eli_weli 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:26

you'll get more of those pains for smoking... and you won't even have to drop your cigarette

LaDyBlOo 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:41

I agree smoking that kush makes you loose brain cells it's not good..... but I LOVE it too much to let it go

Jetsu 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:48

weed wont make you loose brain cells its a myth watch this movie called "the union: the business behind getting high"

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